so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
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sodamnrelatable: Expectation Reality
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Men categorize women in one of four ways: Mothers. Virgins. Sluts. and Bitches....– Amber Heard - Four Types of Woman (via aldrinotes)